Greeting Cards

I Want YOU...to do more around the house!   This might be the most perfect Valentine's Day Card, Ever!  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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Sorry I Fucked Up!  Why didn't anyone ever make this card before??  I'm not saying it's your husbands fault...but you might want to send him this.  Tell him to keep it in his back pocket.

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on  stock and comes with envelope.

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This is for the friend that is your wing person at a moments notice, that fully validates your story when it’s complete bullshit, and is already in the car with vodka when he ghosts you.  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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For the friend that knows what you are thinking before you say it, finishes your sentences, and knows exactly what to do when you are having a shitty day.  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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Happy Birthday!!  (insert every emoji HERE)

- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

- Printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks

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Happy Birthday the O.G. 

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Material: 12pt, Recycled 100# Card Stock, Soy Ink

Size: 5"W x 7"H

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For real, Cupid is Stupid  Let’s go get wine.  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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No, seriously.  I love your face! This is the perfect card for Valentine’s Day or a random Tuesday when you want to let them know how you feel.  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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I Love US.  Simply put, this is the perfect Valentine's Day card!

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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You're lucky I love you.... you are annoyingly perfect and this card says exactly that.  

Each witty, 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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Sometimes you only like one human at a time and that’s ok. 

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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Dollar make him holler....wait, wrong card.  This is for your bestie that is getting her bag! Lift her up because she is a boss bitch.  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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When you have to go to a wedding and you know this shit isn’t long term or you are just that friend that is an emotional brick.  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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Made in United States of America

Melt their heart with this card for Valentine’s Day or any day you want to show them just how much they mean to you. 

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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Girl!  You F*ng got this!  Giddy up and handle your business! 

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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For the friend that helps you text the guy your dating or says you’re with her when her husband  calls and she’s actually at Home Goods.  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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You + Me = Bestest Friends Ever.  Show your bestie some love with the perfect card for any occasion!

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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I don’t even need a reason.  I’ll drink to that.  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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If anyone deserves a card in the last year, it’s friggin nurses!  We bow down to your everyday acts of courage and kindness and we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. 

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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Who needs a partner in crime when you can have a partner in WINE! 

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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