Greeting Cards

Honey, your soul is golden. Let someone know with this simple card.

This smooth, white card (100 lb. stock) is finished with luxe gold foil.

Comes packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve for protection.

This is a single card.

DIMENSIONS: 4.25 in. x 5.5 in.

Stay Gold, Motherfucker. Let someone know with this simple card.

This smooth, white card (100 lb. stock) is finished with luxe gold foil.

Comes packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve for protection.

This is a single card.

DIMENSIONS: 4.25 in. x 5.5 in.

Subtlety isn't our strong suit....and forever is a long fucking time.  But congrats!

This cheeky card is letterpress printed on an antique press.

It is printed with black ink on thick, brilliant white 100% tree-free cotton paper.

It is paired with a metallic silver envelope.

5.5" x 4.25" folded card, blank inside.

Sometimes we just need a reminder to cheer the F*ck Up!

Subtlety isn't our strong suit.

This cheeky card is printed on high quality card stock that makes the ink really pop. It comes with a fabulous envelope and a clear sheath.

The card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is blank inside.

Subtlety isn't our strong suit.

This cheeky card is printed on high quality card stock that makes the ink really pop. It comes with a fabulous envelope and a clear sheath.

The card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is blank inside.

Subtlety isn't our strong suit.

This cheeky card is printed on high quality card stock that makes the ink really pop. It comes with a fabulous envelope and a clear sheath.

The card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is blank inside.

Happy Birthday Mom - May you forever be mistaken as my sister.

The perfect card for you mom's big day!

• Card is foil printed on a vintage printing press.
  
• Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
  
• Foil: Rose Gold
  
• Envelope: Coral
  
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
  
• Folded card, blank inside
  
• Sealed in a cello sleeve
  

We all have that friend that's a complete fucking whack-a-doo but we love them anyway.  This is their card.  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

Blank inside.

Made in United States of America

For the mom that gives you strength and inspires you every day to go after your dreams!

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

Blank inside.

Made in United States of America

No...you're gonna be like really pretty as a bride.  

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

Blank inside.

Made in United States of America

When you have that friend that literally saved your life everyday.  Get her this card.

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

Blank inside.

Made in United States of America

When you just about sh*t yourself when you see her rock but genuinely wish her well.

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

Blank inside.

Made in United States of America

Don't tell dad....but it is what it is

This witty 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

Blank inside.

Made in United States of America

When your mama is the BEST!

Our "You Da Best Mom" greeting card is made by hand on an antique letterpress. It is printed with black ink on thick, brilliant white 100% tree-free cotton paper. It is paired with a blush pink envelope.

5.5" x 4.25" Folded Card

Blank inside.

This is the perfect card for the 'she' to your 'nannigans' for her birthday or just because.

Our "Thelma & Louise" card is letterpressed by hand on an antique press. It is printed with neon pink ink on thick, brilliant white 100% tree-free cotton paper. It is paired with our new SPLATTER print envelope.

5.5" x 4.25" Folded Card

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This is the perfect card for when you're favorite couple gets engaged!

Our "power couple" card is PEN-FRIENDLY, meaning black on the outside and white on the inside, so you can still write in it! It is foil stamped, with HOLOGRAPHIC foil and is paired with a metallic silver envelope.

5.5" x 4.25" Folded Card

Blank inside.