D*ck Candle
Delicate design, filthy little secret. This handmade candle smells like a spa day... but reads like your group chat. With fresh notes of lime, basil, and mandarin, it’s the perfect gift for the one who looks innocent but swears like it’s a sport.
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Why We Love It:
🕯️ Luxe single-wick soy wax with 40-hour burn time
🍋 Fresh citrus + herb blend: lime, basil & mandarin
📦 Individually boxed and wrapped in tissue for gifting perfection
🖼️ Glossy printed artwork with cheeky flair
🌿 Handmade in the UK, vegetarian-friendly, and clean-burning
Size Chart | Small | Medium | Large | Extra-Large |
Number Size |
1,3,5 | 6,7,8 | 8/10 | 12/14 |
Bust | 30-34 | 34-36 | 36-38 | 40-42 |
Waist | 22-27 | 28-29 | 30-31 | 32-33 |
Hips | 30-35 | 36-37 | 38-39 | 41-42 |
Consult our sizing chart for guidance. Please note that certain items may run smaller or larger than the indicated sizes. Some smalls may lean towards extra-small, while others might feel more like a medium due to their unique fit. Our item descriptions will provide additional insights to help you choose the right size confidently. If you have any uncertainties or questions about sizing, don't hesitate to reach out to us! In cases where you find yourself between sizes, we recommend opting for the larger size. For example, if you typically wear an 8/10, we suggest selecting a large for an ideal fit.
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