Retired Sl*t Mug

Hung up the heels, but not the sass. This mug celebrates the glow-up from hot mess to high maintenance—still spicy, just selective.

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Why We Love It:
👠 10 oz of classy chaos recovery
🧼 Dishwasher safe, but handwash like your vintage lingerie
🎁 Gift box included for your favorite reformed flirt
🍷 Perfect for sipping tea—or rosé before noon

Size Chart
Size Chart Small Medium Large Extra-Large
Number Size
1,3,5 6,7,8 8/10 12/14
Bust 30-34 34-36 36-38 40-42
Waist 22-27 28-29 30-31 32-33
Hips 30-35 36-37 38-39 41-42

Consult our sizing chart for guidance. Please note that certain items may run smaller or larger than the indicated sizes. Some smalls may lean towards extra-small, while others might feel more like a medium due to their unique fit. Our item descriptions will provide additional insights to help you choose the right size confidently. If you have any uncertainties or questions about sizing, don't hesitate to reach out to us! In cases where you find yourself between sizes, we recommend opting for the larger size. For example, if you typically wear an 8/10, we suggest selecting a large for an ideal fit.
$ 22.00