Merry What The F*ck-Mas Matches

When the stockings get hung by the chimney with carelessness and the in-laws' arrival feels more like an impending blizzard. For all the tinsel-tangled, turkey-overcooked, gift-wrapping-gone-wrong moments. Light up the chaos, pour yourself some spiked eggnog, and toast to the most wonderful time of the year.  Not available for international shipping. 

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  • Merry What The Fuck-Mas Glass Bottle 
  • 40qty
  • Red Tipped Safety Matches 
  • 1.84 x 4.75
  • 1.8oz Glass Bottle with Gold Lid 
  • Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light
  • Nonrefundable 
Size Chart
Size Chart Small Medium Large Extra-Large
Number Size
1,3,5 6,7,8 8/10 12/14
Bust 30-34 34-36 36-38 40-42
Waist 22-27 28-29 30-31 32-33
Hips 30-35 36-37 38-39 41-42

Consult our sizing chart for guidance. Please note that certain items may run smaller or larger than the indicated sizes. Some smalls may lean towards extra-small, while others might feel more like a medium due to their unique fit. Our item descriptions will provide additional insights to help you choose the right size confidently. If you have any uncertainties or questions about sizing, don't hesitate to reach out to us! In cases where you find yourself between sizes, we recommend opting for the larger size. For example, if you typically wear an 8/10, we suggest selecting a large for an ideal fit.
$ 16.00